She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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