I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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