my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
