Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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