Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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