i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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