Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
