So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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