what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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