I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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