No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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