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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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