Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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