At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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