ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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