I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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