i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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