jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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