what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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