Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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