walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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