Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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