I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
id be glad to
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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