Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
this boner is exhausting
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
