Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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