Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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