Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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