that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She's the barista slut.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you never un-have a 4some
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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