how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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