My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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