i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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