We're facebook friends in real life
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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