So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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