At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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