Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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