oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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