Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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