Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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