good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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