Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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