plz talk dirty to me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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