Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My vagina is very pro this idea
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