apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
All the doctor said was why
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
