its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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