what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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