are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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