why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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