Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I understand Curling. That high.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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