I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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