I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
