her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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