i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
