your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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