Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love having hate sex.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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