I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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