Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
