My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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