you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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